Welcome to the worst website you'll ever see!
Created by the most unoriginal anonymous guy on the internet.

Here's a dancing Doomguy to give you some company:

My code is so messy that I'm currently working on a complete website overhaul.

Don't get too surprised if my website stops sucking in a near future

I'm thinking about adding blinkies to the "blinkies" tab.

Background stolen from:

Castle Cyberskull

Why are we still here
Just to suffer